Hipster Runoff - mainstreamer

Michael Cera

December 8, 2010, 3:53 pm

Nickname: Mikey Cera Descriptions: Michael Cera is an alt actor whose movies flops and he basically plays himself ovr and ovr again in every movie. Michael Cera was in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World,...

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Zooey Deschanel

December 8, 2010, 11:07 pm

Nickname: Zooey Gibbard Descriptions: Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him. Zooey Deschanel used to have blonde hair.Zooey Deschanel is married...

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Ke$ha

December 13, 2010, 5:02 pm

Nickname: K3$ha Descriptions: Ke$ha is a slutwave autotune rapper who takes pix of men cumming on her. Hometown: Los Angeles, CA Ke$ha is the least attractive member of the popular slutwave...

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Jimmy Fallon

January 6, 2011, 8:04 am

Nickname: James Fallon Descriptions: Jimmy Fallon hosts his own late night talk show and competes with Conan O'Brien 2 try 2 book the most indie buzzband guests. Jimmy Fallon is the host of...

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Tumblr

January 8, 2011, 11:25 am

Descriptions: Tumblr is a microblogging service that tons of alt ppl use 2 post pix of interesting looking stuff + sharing memes. Hometown: New York, New York, USA Tumblr is a community of ppl who...

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Natalie Portman

January 9, 2011, 6:59 pm

Nickname: Nat Ports Descriptions: Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films. Natalie Portman is an indie actress who is also a...

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Descriptions: Pauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore. Pauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore.Because of his celebrity status, he has broken thru as...

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the iPad DJ

February 10, 2011, 3:22 pm

Nickname: Rana Sobhany Descriptions: The iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes....

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